whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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