A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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the WNBA

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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