Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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