what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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