Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Do you believe this will change?

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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