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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Women's rights.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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The Pope

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ass in my face ? no

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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