Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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What time is it? 10:58

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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