- Anti Joke

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Wade

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

Two english guys meet at work

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

melon

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

I lost my tractor.