Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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