Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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The BCS

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Badgers are cool

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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whats a dick a dick

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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