How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Women.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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