...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Your Mom.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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