- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Knock, knock. Come in.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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