- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

I can't see my forehead

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Knock Knock! Come in!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

knock knock ... no one was in

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

i'm funny

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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