- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Matt Damon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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