selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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who farted your mother

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Q. who's george porchy?

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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poop

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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