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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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T-Dog scare me

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Who has downs this joke

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Reed is poopin

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Anti Joke

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