this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

hi michael

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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