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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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