What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

a ginger has a soul

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

The penn state football administration

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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