- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Jason Connor.

whats 2+2? 4

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

wanna hear a joke? not really

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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