- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

You should never talk to strangers.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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