A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Hippopatomous!

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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bum sex lol

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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read this

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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