I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

how did little johnny die? i killed him

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

I like to eat people

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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