Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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2 women were sitting quietly

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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Republicans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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