Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

You smell like shit

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

this is a joke

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

joe diragi makes paul look straight

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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