Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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