- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a small person? A midget

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Christopher Walken to a bar.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

An Asian walks out of the library.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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