There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Women's Rights.

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What's a small person? A midget

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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