Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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¿melano?

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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