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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Women's Rights.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

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