Betty Whites ALIVE?

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

women playing football?

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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