OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Anti Joke

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