I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

whats brown? poop.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

We didnt star the fire ...........

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

GINGER PEOPLE

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

what's red and blue? your heart

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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