- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Spread the net.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Hi my name is Jim

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Girls

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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