- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

Your time.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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