- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Alex Eggbert

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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