- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

black people

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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