- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

What did the clock say? The time.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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