Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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knock, knock. come in.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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