I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Garry Glitters on here

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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