If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Knock Knock Come in

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Potato

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Obama

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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