- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

How much did the Holla Cost?

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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