- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

knock knock go away ok

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Society.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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