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What is Earth made out of? Earth

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

hey bill!

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

What is 2+2? 4!

Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

My mom caught me masturbating.

why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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