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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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