Are you a human?

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Woman's rights.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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