How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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This site is easy to upload to...

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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