What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

A child with cancer grows up.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

9/11

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Dear Board of education, so are we.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Nothing yet CC

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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