- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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